"Life is Hell" Shatterproof Orb

THIS NON-DENOMINATIONAL ORB IS THE PERFECT DECOR FOR WHATEVER HOLIDAY, OR NON-HOLIDAY, THAT YOU'RE HOPING TO HIGHLIGHT.

PRODUCED IN A LIMITED QUANTITY FOR THIS "SEASON", DON'T WAIT.

KNOCK YOUR DECORATIONS OVER AS MUCH AS YOU'D LIKE - THIS MADE-IN-USA ORNAMENT IS FRICKIN' SHATTERPROOF!

FANCY GOLD ORB WITH BLACK SCREEN-PRINTED DETAILS ON FRONT. 3" DIAMETER, APPROXIMATELY 1" THICK, WITH 1.5" GOLD CORD FOR HANGING.